Max The Doberman's Page

Hello everyone! It's been quite a while since I've updated my site... but given the awesome torment that my parents recently put me through for the holiday season, I thought that now was as good a time as any. My Dad came home the other day saying that he had a present for me. I sat like a

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Ok... I would like to talk a little about a topic that has recently been causing my parents some frustration.

I am pretty understanding, but what I don't understand is why my parents can't grasp the concept of MINE. Mainly, stuff that is mine. Basically, anything that I touch, chew, see, smell or put my mouth on... oh, anything that I lay on, jump on or over or anything that I see walking around.

MINE.

For instance, I have several beds. I have my bed. Then the big blue bed that they call a "c… Continue

Ok... for those of you who don't know already... it's been a rough week.

Sunday was a rough day. First of all, my parents had some people over and they had this like, puppy person? Anyway, whatever it was... I haven't seen one before and MAN... are they loud! This guy (who I was already not liking because he had these... what my Dad referred to as "gay Top Gun sun glasses" over his eyes and I don't like that) was carrying this little person puppy thing and it was shrieking!!

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Yup! That's me.... Big graduate now....

Alright, so I wasn't at the top of the class... but I got my certificate! It says that I successfully passed the Puppy Training Class at Pet Smart! Why wasn't I at the top of my class? Why did I take after my Dad and graduate with a C+ ??? Because I don't like to walk on a loose leash!

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I gotta tell you... being a puppy is pretty sweet.

I get to lay around the house all day, chew things and eat. Every once in a while I bark at the cats and try to play with them, but they are very snobby and won't play with me for some reason. : (

Besides that, I follow my Mom and Dad around, go for walks and play.

I love my Mom and Dad so much that I just always have to be either ON or NEAR them... like here, when I had a nap with my Mom. Her head makes a great pillow!!!

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